speculation
last night was a reunion dinner of sorts. i hadn't seen danielle s. (not express danielle from yesterday, who will henceforth be known as the notorious dani g.) or mel since the wedding of jim and phuc. and since danny has been seeing danielle, it has truly been a long time. to complete the circle was al and you know that with this group, things are liable to get a little out of control...
and they did.
because with this group, despite low levels of alcoholic consumption, the conversation will inevitably lead to sex. and i don't mean interesting, funny, anecdotes about sex... i mean absolutely raunchy, graphic, illegal, "i'm going to hell" sex talk. and again, this is with like 2 drinks each. no shots of patrón tonight. just a bunch of explicit conversation that has, in the past, caused eavesdroppers in the vicinity to leave the immediate area, out of distaste.
we may have talked about movies for a little while, but i don't remember it much. we finished dinner around 9:30pm, but ended up staying until 12:00am, talking, talking, talking. part of the reunion left a little earlier than the rest of us... and if possible, our conversation only grew more nefarious. we began to speculate on the secret and devious bedroom activities of our closest friends, a topic which garners from us, much amusement. good times!
and they did.
because with this group, despite low levels of alcoholic consumption, the conversation will inevitably lead to sex. and i don't mean interesting, funny, anecdotes about sex... i mean absolutely raunchy, graphic, illegal, "i'm going to hell" sex talk. and again, this is with like 2 drinks each. no shots of patrón tonight. just a bunch of explicit conversation that has, in the past, caused eavesdroppers in the vicinity to leave the immediate area, out of distaste.
we may have talked about movies for a little while, but i don't remember it much. we finished dinner around 9:30pm, but ended up staying until 12:00am, talking, talking, talking. part of the reunion left a little earlier than the rest of us... and if possible, our conversation only grew more nefarious. we began to speculate on the secret and devious bedroom activities of our closest friends, a topic which garners from us, much amusement. good times!
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what are some examples of these explicit, raunchy, crude stories?
you are such a naughty boy, little bj.
=P
however, i can tell you that when things get crazy...
dan mentions blood.
i discuss punching.
al punches boobs.
danielle and mel are obsessed with boobs, poop, and interracial activities.