random thoughts at 4am

roy sent this to me. i don't know how in the hell he found it, but it's a good read. it's a long article, but it's worth it, especially if you've seen the fifth element. it's entitled, "real men love the fifth element". if you haven't seen the film, this article will surely make you want to... especially high.

and since i've talked to more people who've enjoyed the "people who give me the creeps (extreme joy & great discomfort at the same time)" blog, i thought i'd drop another one... jaleel white. do i even need to explain this one? holy hell! i actually had to go to a german website to find this pic. as steve urkel, jaleel was ridiculous, but he made us laugh (don't lie) and we always rooted for him. but fuck, as stefan urquelle, i was actually embarrassed for jaleel (as an actor, and a person), and he was just annoying as shit. jeezus. i wanted to kick him in the chest.

just watched an episode of family matters, and i had to quote carl 'big guy' winslow, giving advice to eddie after he filmed a music video that only featured him, and not the rest of the band... carl said, "when you go on an ego trip, you usually go alone." wow. sage-like advice. it's a wonder how this show only lasted nine short seasons. yes, that was sarcasm.