hitman
i should know better by now. trailers are made to lure you in to a shitty movie. 9 times out of 10, you will be disappointed with a movie because you've set your expectations to match that of the moments shown in a 30 second clip. the trailer for hitman looked really promising, but i should've held my anticipation back.
i went in knowing that timothy olyphant was a shitty actor, but he really outdid himself on this one. don't get me wrong, he's got the right look for the part, and he nailed the presence of the character, he just doesn't know how to deliver a good line.
i don't know if the story followed the video game exactly, but it was poorly constructed and the dialogue was mostly ridiculous. the action was decent, like a solid B, but the choreography of the fight scenes could have been a lot better.
and finally, like all action films, we come to the hot supporting actress. you probably have never seen olga kurylenko in a movie before, and for good reason. hitman is this ukrainian beauty's first american film, as she has only been in french films prior. she's hot and she shows her boobies. unfortunately, that's not enough to save this disappointing film.

hitman gets a C+.

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