what a fucking night.
sox game
so we started by taking the el to the sox game. it was dan, dave, chuck, and me. we got there at the top of the 4th, with the sox up 5 to 1, not that i give a shit about the sox or baseball for that matter. we met up with the crew, which was a good 25 or so guys. tauber's dad was there and he was hilarious. there was a fight in the stands and we all cheered. there were also many hotties walking around, prompting us to immediately decide to come to another sox game soon. yay.
griffin's
we took a very interesting el ride to get to the bar. dan and i were being very obnoxious. it was great. legerro got off the train a couple of stops early so that he could piss. haha! jon got us open bar from 10p-1am. we got hammered pretty fast. then the first stipper came and she was pretty good. she was actually serving drinks for everyone completely naked. she gave a couple of lap dances. she was great.
then dallas showed up and she rocked the house. she was gorgeous, but her boob job was a little lop-sided. oops. she had a shitty attitude, but i guess she felt that her hottness made up for it. whatever. the other shitty part was that she only stayed for 30 minutes. what bullshit.
post bachelor party
now unfortunately, i was feeling shitty, but the other boys took a little trip to the industrial strip. they got home at like 4:45am or some shit. i was passed out on chuck's couch. at least i didn't puke.
sox game
so we started by taking the el to the sox game. it was dan, dave, chuck, and me. we got there at the top of the 4th, with the sox up 5 to 1, not that i give a shit about the sox or baseball for that matter. we met up with the crew, which was a good 25 or so guys. tauber's dad was there and he was hilarious. there was a fight in the stands and we all cheered. there were also many hotties walking around, prompting us to immediately decide to come to another sox game soon. yay.
griffin's
we took a very interesting el ride to get to the bar. dan and i were being very obnoxious. it was great. legerro got off the train a couple of stops early so that he could piss. haha! jon got us open bar from 10p-1am. we got hammered pretty fast. then the first stipper came and she was pretty good. she was actually serving drinks for everyone completely naked. she gave a couple of lap dances. she was great.
then dallas showed up and she rocked the house. she was gorgeous, but her boob job was a little lop-sided. oops. she had a shitty attitude, but i guess she felt that her hottness made up for it. whatever. the other shitty part was that she only stayed for 30 minutes. what bullshit.
post bachelor party
now unfortunately, i was feeling shitty, but the other boys took a little trip to the industrial strip. they got home at like 4:45am or some shit. i was passed out on chuck's couch. at least i didn't puke.